"But this damn article I started reading made me feel almost worse. It was all about hormones.It described how you should look, your face and eyes and all, if your hormones were in good shape, and I didn’t look that way at all. I looked exactly like the guy in the article with lousy hormones."
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J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
I just ate a big danish for breakfast, and I feel exactly like the girl in the commercial who fails to choose a Nutrigrain bar over a gooey pastry in the morning and is then fated for the rest of the day to make unhealthy choices in bad lighting with a sour expression on her face while her better self who did choose the Nutrigrain bar flits happily through the sunshine in the next frame over.
Time to take the elevator one flight to get a big ol’ cup of coffee.
